June 2011
Memorial Day Weekend
- Friend: Want some sunscreen?
- Me: Nah, what did cavemen do? I'll be fine.
- Friend: What?
- Me: Cavemen didn't have sunscreen and they survived.
- Friend: Yeah... they rubbed plants on their skin.
- Me: All of 'em?
- Friend: The smart ones.
May 2011
“Show a man how to Dougie and he’ll Dougie for one night. TEACH a man how to Dougie and he’ll Dougie for a lifetime.”
—African-American philosophy (via wwiao)
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